Paroles Jalapeno de Incredibad

Textes et Paroles de Jalapeno

Hello, brodies, welcome, Thanks for comin'
This would be the second annual Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-off
Uhh... we've got some fierce competitors today startig with myself, Samboni
To my left is the infamous Broseph Stalin
And wrapping things up will be J to the Orgustavson

So without further ado, the Communist law will be laid down by Brospeh Stalin
Broseph, uhhh, the floor is yours

HERE I COME
THERE I GO
BROSEPH STALIN OFF THAT JALAPENO
OHH OHHHHHHH
ITS GETTIN HOT AND SPICY
I EAT EM RAW
YOU TAKE 'EM BREADED LIGHTLY
FILLED WITH CREEEEEEEAM CHEESE
SEX SYMBOL
I EAT ALL THEM JALAPENOS FOR THE HAMMER/SICKLE

Alright that was Brospeh Stalin rippin' it up
Next up, you're gonna hear something from me... Samboni
Hold on to your hats cause I looooove jalapenos

I'm a sucker for bong (lows?) and college frat bros
Passed out hoes bros, and jalapenos

Jalapenos
Hotter than pepperocinis you know
Samboni eat 'em fast, the others be eatin' slow

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
Had so many jalapenos didn't know what to do
And she said,
"It's gettin' hot in herre,
So eat jalapenos"

All my amigos
Eat jalepenos
Ohh Ohhhhhhhhh.....kay

It's me, Samboni
That was my verse, I thought it was pretty solid
But we got a real treat for ya
Even though meeee and the other bros have been eating a lot of jollers, this last guy eats the most.
He goes by the name of J to the Orgustavson.
And he's gonna blow... your mindballs.

Hi kids, do you like violence?
You wanna see my eat jalarpenos
Til they're popping out my eyelids?
You wanna win the most and win the contest just like I did?
Well you can't!
And if you someone told you you could, they lieded.

90% of my life, I been lied to.
Like Broseph tryin to saying he eats more jalopies than I do?
And Samboni goes,
"Nothing you idiots! His mouth is closed, full of jalarpenos."

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, eat your jalipannios
Cause I'm J to the Orgustavson
The real J to the Orgustavson

Okaaay Alright that was solid stuff!
Uhhhhhh... I wanna thank everyone for comin' out
Uhhh with the possible exception of J to the Orgustavson who we all despise

But look at, uhh, there are no losers here today, only winners
And by that of course I mean myself
Uhhhh see you next year at the old Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-Off

This is Samboni
*laughter*
Samboni... on the outro
*laughter*

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