Paroles Hey Santa Claus de Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Quite often I get to thinking how as kids we got byLike at Christmas time at our house we couldn't even afford a fireBut we made do with what we had back then when I was youngDad used to suck a peppermint and we'd all sit around his tongueWe couldn't afford no sparkling tinsel for our Christmas treeSo we'd just wheel old Granddad in and make the old cunt sneeze(ahh-CHOO... wheel him round the other side nanna)But things changed pretty bloody quick, I've got kids now of me ownAnd I heard 'em unwrap their pressies, last night when I got homeHey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I likeI wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twiceYou worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bikeIf I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody askedAnd this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arseYou've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spewBut it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty tooHey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I amCause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your handI'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pramNext time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the gutsAnd I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nutsYou just wait til next year, when you get back to that storeAnd me and me little sister come stomping through the doorAnd we'll say, yeah you wait for it:Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyesAnd don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking liesHe's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very brightCause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bikeHey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I likeI wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twiceYou worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bikeFuckin' dob you in you old cuntTell me old man on you, he'll punch your fuckin' lights outI saw mummy sucking Santa Claus

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