Paroles Two Cockatoos de Laura Imbruglia

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Two cockatoos met in an averyOne said to the other, "I really like your hair, do you like me?"The other replied, "It's actually called a crest.Can't you even get a simple pick-up line right?"Birds can be just like humans, you knowI met a bird that reminded me of youI told him I loved him so muchI'd walk a million kilometres just to feel the touch of his wingsBut what he said to me next was not exactly the desired responseHe said:"Why don't you pronounce it kil-o-metres?It sounds better pronounced kil-o-metres.You pronounced it kilo-metres.I prefer kil-o-metres."Mr. Birdy asked me the timeI answered quarter to nineHe replied, "That's a digital watch,Why didn't you say eight forty-five?"And then I poured him a glass of waterHe said "I don't drink tap water.Imagine all the rust that touchedBefore it even reached the glass.You can shove it up your arse!"I was disgustedMy tap's aren't rustedAnd I decided to rip off his little beakIt's now become my favourite guitar pickI gave him a formal funeralAnd all his family came alongTo explain the way he diedI sang this very songThey pecked me quite a lotBut we ended up agreeingHe was the result of unsuccessful bird inbreedingI killed a squawker with obsessive compulsive disorderI killed a squawker with obsessive compulsive disorderThe same disease as Jack Nicholson's character in As Good As It Gets

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