Paroles Just A Head de Rodney Rude

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Anyway this young couple had this baby. When it was born, it was born without a body or arms or legs or anything it was just a head!
But it was a good looking head!

It was his ninth birthday his father looks called him over and said 'Come here head'
He said got a nice present for you, the head says 'Not another fucken hat is it?'

So anyway this head, this head was about fourteen right! Bought fourteen years old and he was in this swimming carnival. They said 'On your blocks, get set, go' and he um, he dived in and went straight to the bottom!
And nobody worried about him or took any notice of him and after about five minutes somebody rescued him and he was really pissed off!
They said 'What happened head?'
He said 'Oh fuck I got a cramp!'

So anyway, so anyway this head brew up right he was about twenty-two. Bout twenty-two years and bowled in the The Antler, right?
And he bowled up to the bar and he says 'GIVE ME A BEER!'
'NOW PUT A STRAW IN IT!'
'NOW PUT THE STRAW IN MY MOUTH!'
'NOW GET THE CIGARETTES OUTTA MY COLLAR!'
(visual: no he didn't do that, he just went like that)
'NOW GET THE CIGARETTES OUTTA MY COLLAR!'
'NOW PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH!'
'NOW LIGHT THE BASTARD!'
He said 'NOW, DO YOU HAVE DART COMEPTITIONS AT THIS HOTEL?'
And the waiter said 'Yeah'
He said 'WELL GET A DART AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, FEATHERS FIRST!'
'NOW THROW THE FUCKEN BOARD AT ME!!'

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