Paroles Holiday Revenge de The Moaning Myrtles
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- Chanson: Holiday Revenge
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Textes et Paroles de Holiday Revenge
I decorate my stall each year
In hopes that Santa will appear
But he won't take a trip
Up my toilet, oh no.
I know that Santa will explore
In Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
And even leave the Slytherins
A few lumps of coal
Every year my Christmas Spirit dies
'Cause I don't get a Christmas surprise
Chorus
Santa's getting brown cookies from me today
Slightly lumpy, not quite chocolate fecal decay
I know the cookies look delicious, they made you drool
But guess what Santa, they're the defecation of the school
I'm sorry Santa, but you see
That you have been ignoring me
I haven't got a single gift
That I have asked for.
You brought me a crying boy
But I would rather have a toy
Unless I had the chance
To get with Harry and score
When you get an urgent bathroom rush
You will find that no one here has flushed
Chorus
Jingle Bells, Santa smells
You thought you were fly
Now you're through
'Cause you ate poo
And you have E. coli
Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger
Eat poo, too
HEY!
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- Nouvelles paroles :
- Le lit sauvage - Quand vint la grâce - Vive les tamalous - Après les Drapeaux - L'age des possibles - DON'T STOP JAMMIN'
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- Nouveaux artistes :
- Sébastien PERRIN - Dominique Fidanza - BIGA*RANX - Albert Babin - Guylaine et Celine Royer - Caroline Levasseur
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- Meilleur classement :
- Comme un boomerang - La nuit je mens - Fais dodo, Colas mon p'tit frère - Céline - La montagne - You Know Who You Are
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